RRR FM (All Over The Shop)

All Over The Shop 4 February 2010

Thu, 4 Feb 2010 05:33:00 GMT

The return of authentic frontier gibberish to radio dials and plodghast world for 2010, as Stew and Larry return from a six week break with all buns glazing.

The keenly avoided return of Overrated Alley sees Stew excoriate the GatorTracker device from cricket coverage, Leapster attempts to reconstruct Liberal Party policy on climate change from the embers of logic, and both boys are on hand in the Same Old Same Old segment to regale you with what they done on their holidays, which may well be the final word on developing an antidote to entertainment.

Plus Stew invents the new meal of lunch/dinner, and a certain hotel's schnitzel sandwich is celebrated, and consumed, at length.

CLASSIFICATION WARNING - Tons of swearing and toilet references. It would probably save time if we changed the name of the show to those exact words.

All Over The Shop 17 December 2009

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:21:00 GMT

In the final show of the year, Leapster turns up half an hour late in a tremendously crappy mood even by his standards, and the story is a doozy. We've left in some of Stew's flop-sweat while he's waiting for Larry to turn up, in which Stew's first assumption is that Leapster has passed away on the floor at home.

Otherwise, the highlights were two complete accidents, one of which was Stew's latest six-monthly attempt to pronounce the word TRUNCATED, which turned out exactly like last time, and the other was the invention of a new euphemism for pregnancy which is unlikely to catch on in the more female-oriented weekend newspaper supplements.

CLASSIFICATION WARNING: Amidst the usual artillery of quality swearing, Stew accidentally produces the top-shelf swear-word item for the second time in the year, in exactly the same circumstances that he did last time, as forewarned above. Once again, it was simply too good to leave out.

All Over The Shop 10 December 2009

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:03:00 GMT

Stew invents a new title for the show (Fat and Knackered), and also a new description for the annual RRR Barbecue Day (You'll never fail to be disappointed), and then a demarcation dispute with Larry, because now that Stew's back on the smokes, you can't tell who it is who's wheezing on the show anymore.

For his part, Larry accurately, if boringly, predicts that the UFC show at ACER Arena in Sydney will sell out, and also attempts to declare a public moratorium on yet more worthy cause-related days to be acknowledged by coloured ribbons or even more confusing and stupid other methods.

CLASSIFICATION WARNING - It's probably full of swear words, as usual.

All Over The Shop 3 December 2009

Thu, 3 Dec 2009 15:46:00 GMT

It's the week after the live Outside-Inside Broadcast, and the boys are as flat as the proverbial poo-carter's hat. However, no shortage of gibberish is entered into, as Leapster points out that the show has arguably the worst male-to-female demographic skew in Australian radio history, and Stew reveals how he used to score free drinks in his younger days, due to being regularly mistaken for a famous Australian comedian. Probably the highpoint of the show comes when Larry somehow manages to get his thumb caught in the headphones, and can't hit the buttons to put the microphones to air.

CLASSIFICATION WARNING - The usual flotilla of swear-words applies.

All Over The Shop 26 November 2009

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 04:55:00 GMT

All the sparkling highlights of the AOTS Outside-Inside Live Broadcast, from the RRR Letchatorium, plus another hour of crap to fill up space.

On this first ever All Over The Shop show in front of a live-ish audience, Stew bemoans the lack of porn mags left on the streets due to the internet's influence on the raincoat brigade, and Leapster explains why footballers would behave better in public if umpires just avoided intervening when they're pummelling each other on field.

Also Stew brings several bucketloads of oyster sauce into his marriage, and reveals the appropriate treatment for psoriasis of the nut, and Leapster gives his exclusive story on hash brown insanity, and explains why Richard Wilkins' hair is best left to its own devices. Plus a great deal more, unfortunately.

CLASSIFICATION WARNING - There's hardly a swear word that doesn't get a good solid work-out in this plodgecaste, and most of them on numerous occasions, in case you didn't hear them the first time.

All Over The Shop 12 November 2009

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 04:06:00 GMT

Stew returns from In-juh, and the Sub-Continental Sweetheart regales us with a very special travelogue as only he can do. (This is code for mostly indecipherable piffle, in the grand tradition of the show.) Larry interviews Johnny Kannis of the Hitmen, the SMS messagers pester and snipe as usual, Tiger Woods-o-Mania runs rampant over Melbourne (this was the earlier, cleaner version of Tiger Woods, with the expression rampant used in a different sense), and Sandy Roberts interviews an exploded whale. You had to be there. Or not, as the case may be.

CLASSIFICATION WARNING - You know exactly where this show is headed from the time Stew inquires, regarding, one of his scenic stopover points in India, whether you're allowed to say the word s***-hole on the radio. The language is ripe, to put it mildly. Avoid listening.

All Over The Shop 5 November 2009

Thu, 5 Nov 2009 10:31:00 GMT

Maxy fills in for Stew for the third week of three, and the seams are showing in seamy fashion as Leapster has to stop the show in its tracks as he realises they're wasting public airwaves comparing different versions of Jumping Jack Flash.

Meanwhile, Leapster bravely tackles the logic of Herald-Sun letter writers, Maxy announces a pox on the house of all those who attend the Spring racing carnival, and then Maxy and Leaps do a whole segment where they tag-team on complaining about everyone else. Actually, in a lot of ways, the show isn't much different from what it normally is, which is not necessarily a compliment.

CLASSIFICATION WARNING - There's swearing. There's no shortage of it either.